Thursday, January 21, 2010

My bestest big toe

Scary roommate has taken to staying up late, watching DVDs on his computer with the bright screen facing my bed, drinking soda pop, snickering, and farting loudly.

The other roommate seems to have disappeared. He was staying out later and later, and has finally ceased to come home at all. He wore hair spray and smoked, so I suspect a party.

Last night scary roommate told me that he thought party roommate had found an apartment in another neighborhood, and was moving out permanently. "So I guess it's just the two of us from now on," he says to me, as I'm lying in bed.

[shudder]

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