Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Fat Bastard

There's a great big fat guy in the yeshiva. Yesterday at lunch I saw him take five plates of food. I don't mean that he took them one after another; he took five dinner plates from the table, filled each one with a full meal, lined them up on the table, and ate them all. I'd seen that line of plates on the table before but never made the connection.
Under other circumstances I would find that merely funny, and mildly gross. But we regularly run out of food here (especially on popular days, like lasagna day, yesterday).
Fat bastard.

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